Thursday, July 9, 2009

Day-old Japanese food & the mind of a 20-something female. (Sam)

Since days here seem to run together, I can only assume it’s 4 days after my last blog- since Matt usually blogs daily and we’ve been in the car for 16 hours.  That puts us at Thursday. 

There’s not much to tell since Miami.  We went to Orlando & I finally got to see my long lost friend Alisa who we stayed with.  It was great seeing her & it makes me wonder when the 59 +1 can have a reunion.  We drove 2 hours to St. Petersburg to join the Ibolds (one of my best friends from high school) for dinner & they came to the game with us.  They were on vacation & decked out in Reds gear for the game- a fact I was very impressed with- especially after that 22-1 loss against the Phillies the night before.  The Rays stadium was a dome, the first one I’ve ever been in.  While I loved the smorgasboard of decorations around the stadium, the fact that it was inside felt a little surreal to me.  Baseball is a spring/summer season sport & what’s the point of having it inside? 

Last night, Matt, Alisa and I went to dinner at a great Japanese steak house (compliments of Mr. & Mrs. Davis- thanks a mil!).  We got a great meal and were able to visit with Alisa after she got off work & before we had to leave for our long haul across the south.  I drove from 4:30-9am & since I don’t have much to talk about in this blog, I’ll share something’s that came to my mind during that time:

-       First and Foremost, if you ever thought listening to Dane Cook would get old- you would be wrong.

-       Secondly, day-old Japanese food is the best food when you’ve been on the non-eating diet like I feel I have been on.  Which brings me to point 3:

-       the non-eating diet is the best diet I’ve ever been on because, in the words of the great Sparky Palastri “You see, when you skip a meal, your body feeds off its fat source. And if you skip enough, maybe your body will eat your ass.”  Thanks for the confidence boost, Sparky.

-       While in the middle of playing Super Troopers in my head for the oh- about the fourth time this trip- I started wondering what the semi trucks coming the opposite way would look like if they became Transformers (it was also at this moment that I realized how severe my ADD could be).

-       I came to the conclusion that solitary confinement is cruel & inhumane, as there were a couple of times when I would have paid a trucker to talk to me.  I also want to know why human teleportation hasn’t been perfected yet, and do we have anyone working on this?

-       After my fifteen podcasts on “stuff you should know” I found out a very interesting fact:  The world’s biggest serial killer was a Hungarian Countess.  She killed over 650 people- and she had some accomplices. 

-       One of those was a Ujvary.

-       Finally, I want to know when the American Idol tour will be over so I can buy Kris Allen’s debut album.

The mind of a 20-something female is very complex, and since I’ve spend a number of hours in seclusion while my co-pilot was sleeping, I’m going to take full advantage of the mall we are sitting at, be a girl for an hour and purchase myself a little pre-birthday present. 

Hope you enjoyed my rambling, and I’ll see you in 3-4 business days.

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